44,000hrs in MSPaint
"Ezio! My eyes are up here!"
"They sure are!"
fuck he’s like 50 years old and… ohBABY
Pretty much this *mancrush*
Nathan: Is it true that the fruit of Eden does exist? I’ve figured out it’s a relic from The Ancients but…
Snake: Fruit of Eden? What’s that? Is it Tasty?
Ezio: I can’t take these idiots anymore.